Harry swears as we order him around, so I press my remote control and jolt him with a voltage strong enough to make him jump out of his skin as he's subjected to the sharp shock of pain.
Stan straps on our latest and most nefarious device yet - an electric dog training collar. As we get him out of his cramped cage, Harry's too stiff and sore from his earlier spanking to fight us off as we snare him with animal catchpoles and pin him to the floor.
